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Continuing the alco-theme (1st part here)
1) Tequila
It's such, you know, a collective image. Each of us has a sort of drink that a body refuses to accept, even in smallest amounts. Exactly this kind of relationship I have with tequila. As I was very young, I’ve tried honestly to change something - bravely drank it, either pure, or in cocktails, hoping and believing for the best. But we all understand that this is, after all, quite useless. Unfortunately. So now I’ve avoided tequila as well as such men.
2) Whiskey
A male-whiskey is a man, who knows a lot about parties. He understands that the whiskey and cola is a best option: a) enough alcohol to avoid being branded as a weakling among bros; b) it’s not too much alcohol to get drunk and make a mess; c) cheap enough; g) it’s not too cheap to seem in ladies’ eyes as a rogue. And everything could’ve been fine, but next morning you may find out that it was the most ordinary male-beer in the day of receipt of salary.
3) Port Wine
Do you remember, how Ernest Hemingway looks like? So, he is a typical male-port wine. He is an artist in the most general sense of the word, a sublime philosopher, a strong, romantic in his own way and not too stable, in some way, even boring man. A big advantage is that you can become his muse, even for a day, and if you're lucky enough – for a lifetime.
4) Baileys
These men are super fine: they look good, smell good, and can talk easily about fashion and arts. The only thing that you should clarify: whether he’s interested in women in principle.
It's such, you know, a collective image. Each of us has a sort of drink that a body refuses to accept, even in smallest amounts. Exactly this kind of relationship I have with tequila. As I was very young, I’ve tried honestly to change something - bravely drank it, either pure, or in cocktails, hoping and believing for the best. But we all understand that this is, after all, quite useless. Unfortunately. So now I’ve avoided tequila as well as such men.
2) Whiskey
A male-whiskey is a man, who knows a lot about parties. He understands that the whiskey and cola is a best option: a) enough alcohol to avoid being branded as a weakling among bros; b) it’s not too much alcohol to get drunk and make a mess; c) cheap enough; g) it’s not too cheap to seem in ladies’ eyes as a rogue. And everything could’ve been fine, but next morning you may find out that it was the most ordinary male-beer in the day of receipt of salary.
3) Port Wine
Do you remember, how Ernest Hemingway looks like? So, he is a typical male-port wine. He is an artist in the most general sense of the word, a sublime philosopher, a strong, romantic in his own way and not too stable, in some way, even boring man. A big advantage is that you can become his muse, even for a day, and if you're lucky enough – for a lifetime.
4) Baileys
These men are super fine: they look good, smell good, and can talk easily about fashion and arts. The only thing that you should clarify: whether he’s interested in women in principle.
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